Howdy reader,

Welcome to a lil somethin’-somethin’ about me.

I like playing with words…or copywriting, if you will. My favorite grammatical symbol is the word-amalgamating hyphen, and my close-second favorite is the ellipsis. I just hope all the English teachers from my life never see how much I play with these symbols…

Anyway, here are two truths and one lie about me: I’m an unstoppable yapper, I have a weird bump on my right middle finger, and I’m reely bahd at speleeng. Which one is the lie? Well, my spelling is excellent, actually, and I wish I could show the weird bump on my finger to those who make fun of my yapping.

Now, here are rapid-fire Diego facts!

Powered by: Coffee, Tequila, and Chicken Wings

Inspired by: Video Games, Sitcoms, and Comic Books

Stressed by: The thought of what lurks in the ocean, slow drivers, and pickles being in my food.

¡Órale!